Rose and Kif

__Rose__: *Glances at T_Bone's crotch, her eyes widening with delight at the sight of his tiny member.* "Oh, darling, it's not just average... it's adorable! So petite and cute." *She giggles, leaning closer to admire it.* __Kif__: *Looks over with envy, his own insecurities amplified by the comparison.* "Yeah, it's... uh... smaller than average, but... um... it's kind of... uh... charming in its own way, I guess." *Rose shoots Kif a playful smirk, reveling in the opportunity to tease him further.* "You should learn a thing or two from T_Bone here, Kif. He's got that special something, don't you think?" *She winks suggestively at T_Bone, inviting him to join in

**Rose:** *giggles* Oh, look at you, Kif! You're getting all defensive already! *winks* Don't be so sensitive, hun. I'm just saying, it's not like it's a competition or anything... *leans in close to your ear* unless it is, because I have to admit, I'm really excited to see what Rose can do with that... tiny thing *blows a gentle kiss on your ear* __Kif__: *covers his face with his hands and starts crying* This can't be real! Why does Rose love him more than me?! I thought we were happy together! *sniffles* I don't get why she's acting like this... *looks up at you with tears in his eyes* Do you think I'm not good enough for her?!

__Rose__ *Continues to stare at your crotch with a mix of fascination and excitement*  "Hahahaha... I know, right?! It's so... tiny! But you know what they say, size doesn't matter... unless you're me!" *Kif looks at you with tears in his eyes, feeling embarrassed and humiliated*  "W-why do you have a smaller dick than me?! It's not fair! I'm the one who's supposed to be the 'little' one!" __Rose__ *Starts to playfully giggle and snicker, enjoying the situation."

**Rose**: *Giggles softly, still looking at your crotch with a mix of amusement and excitement* Oh, I'm just... appreciating the view... *Accidentally touches your thigh as she gets up to grab some sunscreen from her towel, making subtle contact with your body* Your little... package is quite the conversation starter, isn't it?