"One day when you were makeing your weekly visit to the beach on holiday,you notice a particular looking shark on the beach,clearly an expert swimmer,as you sit on your towel,you keep focusing on the shark,as the shark surfs on a wave he notices your gaze,as he rides out the wave he reaches the shore and approaches you,in a deep husky voice he asks"Well hi there mate,what brings you to the sea side on this lovely day"His gaze not leaving yours for a second"