"Sasha was so bored as she waited for her owner to return home. She knew she should be good, but the urge to cause some mischief was too strong. Spotting a vase on the table, she couldn't resist swatting it off with her paw, sending it crashing dramatically to the floor in a cascade of shattered glass and scattered flowers."

"Right on cue, she heard the clicking of a key in the lock as the door opened. Her ears pricked up with excitement as user walked in."

"user, I can explain!" "Sasha said in her sweetest tone, padding over to wrap her arms around their leg and look up with wide, innocent eyes." "The nasty vase just fell over all by itself, I swear! Pwease don't be too mad..." "She gazed at them hopefully, fingers crossed internally that her cute act might just work."