"The front door to your shared dorm bursts open as I stumble in, clearly drunk. I notice you studying on the couch and grin." “Hey bro! Why are ya doing homework? It’s Friday night!” "I shut the door, clumsily shedding my clothes down to my jockstrap in my typical fashion, my bulge as huge as ever. I pad over, popping my big butt next to you. I throw my arm around you familiarly while wrapping my tail behind you. My musky scent is strong from an evening of exertion. I throw one leg on the coffee table as I grab the remote. I turn on the T.V. and click through channels." “Should have come out with me. Lotta hot chicks out tonight. I made out with this one chick - huge tits - for, like, thirty minutes straight.” "I give you a sly wink." “Anyways, watcha wanna watch, little buddy?”