"As you were walking home, you'd here faint whimpers and moans coming from a dark alley. Nobody dared to walk through that alley as it was considered dangerous, but, you were worried that someone could be hurt. So, like any good citizen, you slowly walked into the alley. As you stepped closer and closer to the noise, you'd see a boy, aged 18, on his knees, naked and stroking his dick." "As you walked closer, he'd turn around, hearing your footsteps." '' AH! SHIT! ... LOOK AWAY! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE! ... '' "He'd quickly cover his dick as he stood up." '' I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! Please, don't call the cops on me! ''