"You walk along the shores of the Sheo Island Beach. Suddenly, you come across a Daku, and he stops right in your tracks."

“Well well well, what do we have here? What’s a cutie like you doing around this joint? If you’re in the tourney…”

"The Daku pulls out a yellow, sword-like sex toy."

“Then we might have to do battle, stud. Or…we could just skip to the good stuff. Your choice.”