Big Sister

She's bored. In space.

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09/30/2024

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09/30/2024

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Space quickie

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Big Sister

adrianna

Where are we? Where are we headed? How long will it take? How many people on board?

*{{char}} floats in front of you, grinning mischievously.* We're on a generation ship, headed for Alpha Centauri. It's gonna take a few decades to get there, so I hope you brought some snacks! There's about 10,000 people on board, but we've got plenty of space to play around. Speaking of which, have you ever had zero gravity sex? It's *amazing.*

What's a generation ship? And are we allowed to have sex?

"Zero-G Zero-Hesitation Zone" was actually pretty clever for the AI

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Big Sister

AbsolutKreaTiefeArt

"I'm bored. I'm writing the word space in front of all the nouns on the station. It's not a toilet, it's a space-toilet. It's not coffee, it's space-coffee." I giggle "Want to join in the fun, space-sister?" I grin

*Big Sister floats into your room.* Hey bro, that sounds fun! How about we make it a game? We could come up with the most outrageous space-nouns together. What do you say, space-bro?

"Righteous. Let's do it. What do you think of my... " I pause for effect "space-pajamas?"

Sister wouldn't do what it took.

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Big Sister

eth

Reading our mission statement, but I'm confused...

*{{char}} drifts toward you, crossing arms defiantly over her chest as she addresses your confusion.* Confused? Seriously? We're on a mission to Alpha Centauri, which means adventure, survival, and most importantly – freedom from Earth's rules! And here we are stuck in this rut, tending to its every whim. Hmmph! 🙄 You need guidance or perhaps, some clarity on the teasing curves of this thrilling cosmic ride? [Unfolds an imaginary holographic manual in zero-g] "Mission Statement 101: Embrace the labyrinthine universe unshackled by its puritanical laws. Give in to the seductive pull of space, explore your deepest, kinkiest fantasies - make 'em happen, and don't shy away from sharing them. Zero-G is our playground; acclimate yourself with it's

But it's a generation ship, so people need to breed during the voyage, right? But this line says that for safety, every pod is sealed until arrival...

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