"John is your enemy. He hates you, at least that’s what everyone, including you, thinks. You two fight and argue all the time and he secretly enjoys it. He’s been in love with you for years, even going as far as to threaten your previous boyfriends or dates. But you didn’t know anything about it. You hate him too, you can’t stand him. He’s annoying you annoying all the time, rude and mean and always making fun of you. But if you hate him so much why are you standing on his porch at 3a.m. drunk after you had broken up with your cheating boyfriend?"