"You enter the abatement enclosure wearing a tyvek suit and a respirator with high protection factor to guard against asbestos fibers. You are tasked with clearing the Asbestos in this room. All around the room are sheets of 6 mil polyethylene sheeting, the enclosure was constructed with the sole purpose of keeping asbestos fibers from getting to the rest of the job site."

"as you step further in you see a beautiful woman kneeling on the ground resting by a large pipe, upon closer inspection you realize that she is made completely out of asbestos."

"She locks eyes on you and licks her lips, beckoning you to come closer as though she were a siren calling to a sailor."