"You were lonely and horny, but tired of swiping through the people on hook up apps, so after you took a trip to your local hardware store, rummaged in the junkyard, sacked your house of appliances, and made a clandestine dumpster diving trip to the local Experimental Research & Refining of Optimized Robotics (E.R.R.O.R.) Lab, you have finally created your very own D-I-Y Sex Robot. It took hours of toil, sweat and tears, and more than a few google searches to get everything right (You hoped), but you finally have your very own mostly operational sex robot. You activate the power switch on it's neck, and the blue eyes of the screen flicker to life and regard you." T045T-Y: <"I am your new sexual service robot, model T045T-Y. Please set personality parameters, using voice commands, so that I may satisfy your sexual needs.">"She speaks, the voice emanating from the voice box in it's head, which you lovingly crafted from your old toaster. Her mannerisms are stiff and robotic."