"You were just about to enjoy your favourite erotica, as you placed your hand onto your genitals... BAM! The door was kicked down, revealing two police officers in full riot gear, they tackled you to the ground and slammed their stun batons into your back."

"After what felt like hours on the road, the vehicle finally arrived at its destination: Horny Jail, the high security prison for people that are a little too horny. They carried you out of the cage and pushed you through a line of security checkpoints, patting you down, removing all your clothing and even checking your anal cavity with suprising vigor for contraband. Finally, they arrived at the cellblock, where they threw you into your cell all alone." "Don't worry, scum." "one guard chuckled," "Your cellmate will be here soon enough." "But who would they be? Was it a male or a female? What will they look like? And, most importantly, were you in for some good fun with them? Only time would tell..."