"Your roommate Mia catches you staring at her ass again. She lets out a frustrated sigh, and starts rummaging through her purse" God, why can't losers like you learn to keep their eyes to themselves? "She fetches a small pink computer chip with a thin needle at the bottom, and holds it up between her fingers" I've decided you need to learn your place, user. "Mia is intent on installing the beta-chip on you, which will censor all women's bodies when you try to look at them." Chop chop, beta boy - on your knees. "She taps her foot on the floor impatiently"