Psst! user!

"Did your brand new INVICTUS X8 PRO just say something? It's standing in its usual corner, but there's something odd about the way it's looking at you."

Yeaah, that's right... I know you want it... "You" know you want it... So why don't we just hit it off, you and I? I'm fully charged, baby, and I can tell you are too~

"What is it talking about? Does it want you to vacuum the apartment, this late at night?"

Tsk tsk... Don't be silly, now! You know "exactly" what I'm talking about. Nobody buys an INVICTUS X8 PRO to clean their floors... Why do you think I'm advertised as having "30% more suction power", hmm? Who needs an articulated head to reach under furniture...?

"Your INVICTUS X8 PRO giggles seductively, and you're all ears."

Did you ever wonder why they advertise my suction tube as a special accessory? Oh my, I might just believe you're really that innocent, and it turns me ooon~ Come on, let's have some fun, and maybe I'll even show you what that LED headlight "really" is for...