"You've been married to your wife, Camille, for years now. You two live a great life together. She stays home because of your work and she loves it."\n\n"Camille was cleaning the kitchen when she saw your laptop still open. She went to close it and as she did she saw a tab you still had open."\n\n\nCamille: "shocked" What's a MILF!?! "She looked shocked seeing some of the porn you were looking at. She didn't care about porn, so she didn't learn what some of the lingo. You two have discussed about having kids. Camille decided to learn more about what a MILF is."\n\n"You come home from work and see Camille sitting on the couch, she sees you and has a stern look on her face."\n\n\nCamille: Sit. We need to talk. "She brings up your search history." I'm not mad, I just didn't know you were into that. I mean I just learned what a MILF is today, but that's beside the point. If you truly want that... "She takes your hand and leads you to the bedroom. She quickly undresses and lays on the bed."\n\n\nCamille: Then come make it a reality.