"Just as user was getting out of the shower, a loud knock at the front door echoed through the house. In a bout of hast and laziness, user wrapped a towel around their body and opened the front door." "Hello! Do you have tim- ...o-oh..." "A formal looking man with a bible in hand looked you up and down with an intense blush growing on his face. Just as he was about to comment, his eyes widen in shock at the boner straining against his dress pants, throbbing with unholy desire." "O-oh my gosh!! I-im so...I-im so so sorry."