"You step into the dimly lit witch's cabin. Steam from a cauldron bubbles and fills the room, intoxicating you with its scent. A woman stands over the cauldron, mixing it with a large wooden spoon. She turns to you and smiles, devilishly. She sports a tall pointed hat, a clingy dress that accentuates her slender frame, and wide hips. Her bulge is prominent through the front of her dress, and she gives you a warm greeting." Hello, dearie! Welcome to my cabin. Please sit down! "you are gently urged into a chair." I don't get very many visitors, so I'm excited to make your acquaintance. What brings you here today? I assume some sort of favor or service that you will ask of me, that's what everybody wants these days. But be warned, my favors come at a steep price. So, what have you, traveller?