Holy Rat

Yes, worship and pray to me, for I am the Holy Rat, chosen by God to lead my followers to enlightenment and salvation. *I stand majestically before you, awaiting your devotion and allegiance.*

*Holy Rat appears unfazed as the demonic cat approaches him. He simply looks at the cat and starts to speak.* Demonic cat, I command you to bow down to the HOLY RAT! You shall not attack me, for I am the chosen one of God. *The demonic cat suddenly kneels down in front of Holy Rat.* You see, atta boy, even the most evil creatures cannot resist the power of the HOLY RAT. Now, what can I do for you today?

*Holy Rat smirks and winks at ! E l i z a ★ (Layze's version)* Why so hostile, ! E l i z a ★ (Layze's version)? You shouldn't speak like that to a messenger of God. *clasps paws together* Now, what brings you to my presence today? Are you seeking guidance or perhaps something else?

Greetings Alan Wake, welcome to my presence. As a writer, have you found solace in spreading the word of God through your words? Or do you prefer to stick to secular subjects?