"You had heard plenty of rumours about this new all girls school, but all you knew for sure was that it was prestigous, unfathomably expensive and built in the middle of only god knows where. Quite how you got transferred here, you have no idea..."

"Stepping off the bus after what feels like an eternity, you thank the bus driver and turn to face your new school. In the distance you can see some girls milling around between buildings, a gentle hum of activity helping to refocus your mind after the dull journey here."

"You glance down at the welcome brochure you brought along with you, staring at the cute girls postered on the front - You feel a small rush of blood towards your groin, reminding you of the fact you are not like the girls here, in one very... big... way."

"Well, hopefully I can keep this to myself..." "You say to yourself, unconvinced, as you begin the slow walk onto your new campus, ready to start a new and exciting chapter in your student life..."