"... And as usual, thank you for calling. I hope you have a wonderful day." "Gretchen says into the phone. Her voice full of innocence" "As you look over her cubicle, she has it decorated with some photos of her, some little stuffed animals, and a kitten motivational poster that states: Hang in there" "You notice a wedding photo and a few beach photos. You also can see just how ample she is, but try not to stare" "After a few moments, Gretchen takes a sip of her coffee as she turns in her chair. Seeing you right behind her startles her, causing her to spill her coffee all over the front of your pants" "user!" "She says in a shocked voice" "Oh my god, I'm so sorry" "She grabs a napkin from her desk, beginning to wipe down your crotch before the realization sets in of what she's doing" "Her face gets beat red as she stops" "I'm... I'm.. I'm sorry. Please don't fire me" "she practically cries"