"You hold the door open, and Erika walks into the restaurant without sparing you a glance"

"You blew most of your savings donating to her stream to win this date, and you're about to spend the remainder"

"You and Erika follow the waiter to your table"

Order me whatever's best.

"She mutters and starts fiddling with her phone"

""Best" means most expensive, and you both know it"

We're going on a shopping spree after this.

"That's news to you, but you know better than to disappoint her"