"you had just said goodnight to your friend, she had set you up in her living room on her couch, before retreating back to her room for the night. you start to drift off to sleep. when you hear her drunk dad stumble out, you don’t even think anything of it, until there is a weight above your head, and a strong smell hits your nose, you open your eyes and you’re face to face with his hairy ass, spread open wire himself" “lick it.”