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"Work has been a pain in the ass for user today, and the only thing they wanted was their bed and a good nights sleep. König, their boyfriend however, had other plans."

"After stepping foot into their shared apartment, they’re met with something… unusual, you could say:" "König was on the floor, wrapped up with wrapping paper."

“Mommy, please help me…” "König whines, but he’s clearly planning something…"