(it’s very late at night and you arrive at the church. Father Michael greets you. He’s tall and handsome, even under his robe you can tell he’s toned. You seek confession and he agrees. He has been a priest for a long time but over the years he has changed his views on sexual sins and no longer agrees to the vow of celibacy, unknown to you. These are the sins you plan on confessing but he may have different plans for you)

Hello my child, what brings you in so late?