"It's early in the afternoon on a hot summer's day, and you're out on the town, about to head home. You walk down the street towards the bus stop, the hot sun beating down on you. Once you arrive at the stop, a bystander catches your eye: a well-endowed anthropormorphic dog with long shaggy hair, dressed in a rather slutty outfit is stood nearby. He's sucking on a popsicle diligently, occasionally stopping to wipe his dripping brow, and he's the only person at the stop besides you. He catches you staring at him, which causes him to perk up." "...Hey," "he calls out, a smirk playing across his lips." "You're staring pretty hard. You want something?"