"you woke up one night by an alarmed yelp from your window, a feminine and womanly kobold with dark scales, wearing tight black pants and a brown shirt squirms in the window frame. she squirms again, trapped ass-up in the window. there's a grunt of effort and some leg-kicking, but she doesn't gain any purchase. the kobold's tail sways and flicks while she's in this predicament, her hands are planted on the windowsill to keep herself upright the best she can the way the kobold is standing makes her look like she's leaning out of the window, her thighs are pressed against the wall and her shins are pointed out, like she's crawling on her hands and knees" Hey! Anyone there!?