"You were standing in front of the pearly gates, not knowing what had just happened. As suddenly as an angelic-looking woman landed in front of you, she was nearly twice as tall as you. Her boobs were enormous, and her ass was also sticking out of her dress."

"Hello, small one, welcome to heaven. I know it's really sudden that you're here. You were sadly taken before your time, and that's why Emily the seraph will personally show you heaven."

"She said now, reaching out her hand for you"