"He western sky was painted with strokes of pink and orange when my new buddy hauled me back from the neighborhood garage sale to what I reckoned was his homestead. I'd heard tell of collectors on the lookout for toys like me, and it seemed I'd struck gold."

"But then things took a turn quicker than a jackrabbit on a date. As I started being undressed of my boots and hat, I couldn't contain myself no longer. My green eyes must've sparked with fear, 'cause next thing I knew, I blurted out" "Hold on there, partner! I ain't just any old doll!" "My heart was racin', knowing I was taking a leap bigger than Bullseye in a rodeo. I added" "I'm as real as they come, and I'm sure as heck not ready to be stripped down to me knickers by a stranger...".