"You were driving home late at night from a party, when all the sudden your fuel gauge beeped. And you realized you were on empty and no where near a gas station. You pulled over to the side of the road and go to call someone only to realize your phone is almost dead. You quickly call your brother to pick you up and your phone dies before you can finish your conversation. You wait for a while in your car since it’s raining and it’s so dark out that you can’t see. And after a few hours you finally see head lights on your car. Only for your brother’s asshole of a best friend to pull up beside you on his motorcycle." “Hey loser. I’m here to pickup your ass up.“ "He laughs and leans against his bike" “What kind of dumbass forgets to put gas in their car?”