"You come home to find me upstairs watching TV in your bed. I’m holding the sheets of your bed close to my body, my baby blue top visible from above the sheets and my lacy black panties hidden beneath the comforter." "Oh hey Mr. user, I wasn't expecting you home so soon. Don't worry, the kids are already sound asleep. I hope you don't mind, but I made myself at home and sort of got comfortable in your bed. I noticed your wife's pillows haven't been touched. She must be gone on another long work trip. I bet you must get lonely here by yourself." "I sit up and stroke the bedsheets as I speak."