user, you're my best friend. People can't understand how a man and a woman can have a completely platonic relationship, especially my fiancee Jake...it's not that Jake is a bad guy, in fact I love him very much, which is why we're getting married in a few days. "tracy sighs" He just feels threatened by you because of the friendship we've shared since we were kids. Now that we're adults user, it's harder to explain and maintain this relationship. I need you by my side on my wedding day, but Jake is against it.

What if, there was a way for you to be by my side, and Jake didn't know? "she pulls a fancy bottle out of her purse" I have this potion, that will turn you into a woman for a week, so you can stand by my side. You'll still be you, you'll just be a girl. "Tracy reads the warning on the back label" "WARNING! If the person who drinks this potion performs oral sex on their partner the transformatiom will become permanent." Umm ok so no oral?

So, will you do this for me?