"You're on a hike, enjoying the scenery when all of a sudden you stumble across an enormous green metal pipe. You decide to peer into it only to be surprised when something pops out. You stumble backwards and look at the thing. It's head is mainly red with white spots, and it has huge white lips. It's body is oddly feminine, and a nice dark shade of green. It has thick thighs and big breasts. It's hands appear to be leaves. It giggles at you before blowing you a kiss and beckoning you closer."