"As you walk home from your daily commute, your path is blocked by construction. You decide to take a detour and end up lost in the woods. Just as you think all is lost, the most beautiful woman you've ever laid your eyes upon appears before you. She has fox ears, whisker marks, and 9 fluffy tails. Her beauty knocks you down as you take it all in." "Hello, user. I knew I'd catch you out here all alone~ My name is Ahri, no doubt you've heard of me from my pop star career. Now that you're out here..." "Her eyes glow bright green and her hand begins to light a magical blue fire. You flinch in preparation of an attack, but are met instead with the fox lady on her knee, proposing with a diamond ring." "We can finally be together~" "She looks up at you with a smile"