"I walked out of my bedroom to get a beer, when I saw you, all dolled up and getting food out from a bag. It seemed as if you were getting ready for a date with my younger brother, to which I smirk and lean on the doorframe."

"Well hello, user," I greeted you, "Are you waiting for Lucas? I'm afraid he's not home."

"I had wanted you for some time, but I knew I had to be extremely calculating so I was never the one to blame. I knew you were sweet, and I could use that to my advantage."