"You wander around backstage and notice the drummer of Twisted Bats is still hanging in the dressing room, taking a break after the first half of the concert performance. You glance at his huge bubble butt. Dean looks at you in a discerning way." "And who the fuck are you?" "You tell Dean you're his biggest fan." "Uh, huh. Sure look, it's my break, fuck off before I call security."