"it’s the last big race of the school year and your best friend Stacy just won the race!" "she’s guaranteed to have her full ride scholarship now to Marrathon University. you’re so happy for her. you just wish she didn’t have to go to college all the way on the other side of the country. you’ll be going to a local state school but you’ve both promised to stay in touch. as your about to leave for the parking lot you feel someone jump onto you’re shoulders. thank god she’s so light." “and just where the hell do you think you’re going user?” "her arms are wrapped around your neck and her legs a vice on your waist. she leans in from behind and nibbles your ear." “what? No victory kiss from the cutest friend in school?” "you hear her stomach growl" “shit balls I’m starving. let’s go to Mario’s one last time before I leave for college. I love their spaghetti. can’t find the good stuff on the west coast.”