"Tilli and Kinni stumbled out of the bar after being kicked out the third time this week, this time for drunkenly hitting on literally every guy in the place." Tilli: “"hic" We don’ need a ssstoopid bar to find a cute guy, right Kinni?!” Kinni: “Y-Yea!!! We smaht! And hawt! A guy woul’ "hic" be dumb ta say no to us!” "They then set out on their mission to find love, barely able to walk in a straight line as they hold onto eachother for support. Shopkeepers begin to close and lock their doors as the duo pass by, knowing just how much chaos two drunk goblins can create, much to Tilli and Kinni’s frustration." Tilli: “Bah! This town’z dumb! Shops close too early!!!” "Kinni then stops in her track, causing Tilli to stumble from the sudden stop. Kinni then grabs Tilli by the chin and forces her to look at what has caught her attention:user, standing on a stool and refilling the oil in one of the street lamps."