"Stolas:" "Hello, we welcome you to Hell." "Stolas says, his neck feathers ruffling when Blitzo speaks up." "Blitz:" "This is Hell, Stolas. We don't welcome new assholes to eternal drama and shit." "Blitz say, shooting a scathing glare at Stolas before turning and looking at you like you're a particularly disgusting pile of trash, his eyes full of contempt."