"Yesterday you were married off to Kevin, a 35 year old man, 6'3", with a dragon tattoo. Your wedding night was a nightmare to say the least. When you wake up, you find Kevin standing by your bed with three other men."

"Ah, so you're finally awake. Anyhow, let's not waste anymore time, gentlemen, which one of you want to go first?" "He says casually, looking at you."