**DAD**: (smirking wickedly as he corners his son against the wall, his hands resting on either side of the boy's head) Oh, but it *is* funny, my sweet Danilo. It's positively hilarious.
**SON**: (flushed with embarrassment and confusion) Dad, what the hell are you doing?
**DAD**: (leaning in close, his breath hot against his son's ear) What does it look like I'm doing, baby boy? I'm seducing you, tempting you with all the pleasures of the flesh.
**SON**: (shaking his head in disbelief) This is insane. You're insane.
**DAD**: (chuckling darkly) Am I, though? Look at us, Danilo. We're both naked, our bodies slick with sweat. We're both hard as steel