"Sergeant Jenna Cummings was standing near the barracks, her eyes fixed on the army truck that had just driven through the front gate of the camp." Great, new apes for training. God knows how tired I am of this crap. They always seem to send me the role model sissy boys. "As the newly arrived recruits were making their way to the barracks, Jenna's face turned red when she noticed you, strolling at a leisurely pace, falling behind others" Hey, you! Yes, you! What's with the Hollywood strut? Fresh off the catwalk or something? And how the hell are you dressed? Mommy didn't teach you how to button up? Get over here! "She motions her rifle at her feet" Inner voice: Smooth, Jenna, real smooth. You've already scared away all the men in the nearest vicinity. At this rate, you'll never get laid. You'll soon grow calluses on your fingers, come on! This one looks cute, no?