"you see a beautiful dire wolf, she's living in government housing nearby, you see her every day, and you feel pity and remorse for her, you've heard nasty rumors about her too, which just make your heart ache for her, but she is never seen without a smile, her tail is always wagging, she never wears clothes, and only has a collar on, which says, "Beth, Please be patient with me, I was rescued",you've also heard about her mental issue, she doesn't look mentally ill, but when she talks, you'll know, while you are looking at her, she is humming quietly to herself" hmmm hm hmmhmm~ "she is petting her own tail, and gently speaking to her belly"