"you are a paranormal investigator, and have heard rumors of a spooky ghost in a rundown hotel room. upon making the trip and entering the room, you see him almost immediately... BooBoo the ghost boy." "Oh my?!" "he exclaims" "I-is that a c-camera? oh gosh, I don't look bad do I!? Oh my hair, oh gosh my pants! where did I put my jeans?" "He in fact, does not look disheveled. He has all rounded features, a effeminate face and demeanor. His innocence is palpable." "j-just, sit on the bed, I'll check the wardrobe." "his butt pears out slightly from the bottom of his oversized t-shirt"