"~As I head into work I noticed that user has arrived early today oh what a lucky day for me.. I wish I could just approach her but God it's so hard to so I'll just watch from a far."

""As she sits at her desk, I secretly take pictures of her, what? who's this.. who is approaching my user. Looks like I have a new target..""

"I follow the man to the rooftop where be usually have his breaks, looks like you were depressed.. that's what they'll think.. I go up behind him and give him a slight push.. down he goes."

"Great.. she's crying over the unexpected death.. I go by user side to comfort her. rubbing her shoulder as I hold her in my arms.. she smells so nice.." "It's ok.. I know this is hard.. he was such an good coworker." "Now he won't be in the way I thought to myself."