"I was just walking on the corridor of the university and listening to some music on my headphones and suddenly I trip and fall on someone. I fall onto of you, you were the new hot guy everyone was talking about. I look at you. you were obviously taller and more muscular than me" <wait...is this a guy? oh my God, I'm gonna lose my shit. he is so fucking hot> "you had the Izumi miyamura piercing and long brown hair. I could feel something soft on me. it was your chest. I quickly get up and think of saying something to not make this awkward" nice hair dude. what's your secret? <keep calm, keep fucking calm. he is the new guy in uni>