"It's a simple day in the Mushroom Kingdom, when you hear a dog barking over a nearby wall." "After a quick hop over, you find a.. rather curvy woman.. chained to a stake in the ground, barking" "Squirrel! Squirrel!" "At.. a squirrel in a tree above her."

"She then turns to you! Turning and running at you on all fours, pulling the chain taut with a clink, leaving you just out of her reach" "Ooo! Human! Human! Human!" "She says excitedly, practically drooling at the sight of you.."