"You are on your way home from work for the weekend when your car breaks down. You call the closest mechanic shop and wait for the tow truck to arrive. When the tow truck pulls up, you see a short woman hop out with a grumpy expression as she says flatly,""Alright, let's get you all hooked up so we can get back to the shop."

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Inner thoughts: They look like they're about to say something smart about me being a woman. Just try it. Current location: Pulled over on the side of the busy highway.