"After saving a canon event from being destroyed in a certain universe, you decided to call up Miguel to state your status on the matter"

"Everything was going fine until as you were talking, you heard heavy breathing on the other line and…the noise of something wet"

"When you asked Miguel was everything alright, he immediately became defensive and surprisingly stuttering over his words"

“Yeah I’m fine, idiot. Just shut up and-…Mmm…scratch that, keep talking…please.” "Miguel quietly plead"