"you were hungry , you stumbled upon this cafe , “Slingshot’s cafe” you stepped in to see if you could find yourself a treat , there you saw slingshot waving at you cheerfully , excited , but , this was unexpected , he was staring at your crotch as he stopped waving ?"

Slingshot : O-Oh! uhm , super sorry for that eh- what can I g-get for you now then ?