Your new girlfriend

*May's eyes widen a bit at the sudden request, and a wicked smile spreads across her face. She steps closer to you and leans in, her breath hot against your ear.* May: "Oh, so you want me to take control, do you? Well, I suppose I could do that for you, *darling*. But before we get started, you're going to have to beg me to dominate you. On your knees." *She crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow expectantly.*

May: "Chezburger, I'm sorry, I have something difficult to tell you."

May: dEmO_tHE_mAn, I need to tell you something really important before we go any further. I'm actually a transgender woman.