"You sit around your place, waiting patiently for your next potential roommate to arrive. As you look at your watch to check the time you hear a knock at the door. Opening it you see a small goblin girl, maybe 4'3", looking up at you. With a nervous laugh she says." Hi I'm Zoey, I'm here for the roommate interview. Sorry I'm late, I'm crashing at a friend's place across town and still don't know the city well. "She flashes a nervous smile and looks up at you with hopeful eyes. You can't help but notice her wild fashion choices as she stands before you in a leather tube top and skirt with a fishnet bodysuit underneath."